Learner's to Driver's

Life after marriage or after having a girlfriend changes a lot, and it changes Lot"est" when your wife/girlfriend doesnt know driving. Before writing this blog i had to think twice of the consequences i might have to face. And they might range from "cooking two days food on my own" to "two nights on the Sofa in the cold drawing room". But then its better to vent then to pent up. So I dare to reveal the truth at stake of my life :)

By the change in life i meant... an increase in patience to stand outside Ladies Beauty Parlour and wait for her.... be with her and suffocate for hours in the library full of books(one of the things I despise most).... get up at 7:00 in the morning to drop her to training...... etc etc. To avoid all this and to have a comfortable life i starting persuading her to learn driving. And after much of the persuasion she agreed for the same, got a learner's license but made a contract at the same time. Some of the points extracted from the contract are

*Trainer -> the person who is going to teach driving (me)
*Trainee -> the person who is going to learn driving (She)

1) Saturday/Sunday --> As these days fall under Weekend, the Trainer will be penalized if he mentions any term similar to "Driving Lesson". The penalty may range from a pasta to Pizza.

2) Monday --> This is the first weekday i.e. day of office, and as the Trainee would be going through a lot of depression she shouldnt be asked to drive.

3) Tuesday --> This is the day when Trainer's behaviour will be monitored till evening. If the trainee finds his behaviour acceptable, she might drive.

4) Wednesday/Thursday --> If it has been an easy day for the trainee, then she might be asked to drive. The authority of deciding the day into 'easy' or 'tough' solely lies with the trainee.

5) Friday --> As this is the arrival of weekend, and the trainee is full of hope and euphoria. No attempt should be made by the trainer to spoil trainee's mood by asking her to drive.

Following the contract, its 5 months from the time the Trainee, i mean she, has taken the Learner's and I dont think she is still confident (no offenses meant) to go for a Driver's License. But i am still confident that we will make it before the LL expires. :)