Did you say Gyming?? See I cant coz....

Dude A --> My Apartment doesnt have a gym..(Dude who told you to take such an apartment?? No gyms around??)
Dude B --> I have kids, they need to get ready by 7:30...(Then what about 8 to 9 dude??)
Dude C --> I am married... and you know its such a responsibility that you dont get time for anything (Dude, I bet you are not doing any of these - Cooking/Grooming/Cleaning.... The only thing you would be doing is hogging on the good home made food)
Dude D --> I have done a lot of gym but see not a single cm tummy reduced.. (This is the dude who likes 'tasting' 2 Chicken momos before gym and 2 after that)
Dude E --> You have an inspiration.. you have a girlfriend/wife.. (ah!! thats a good point dude!! I suppose you never planning to have??)
Dude F --> you know rite, when i did, i did it with dedication.. (Hmmm... thats true dude.. so you proved your point that you can do things with dedication, rite??)
Dude G --> its not a big thing.. it can be reduced in a month.. (but i wonder whether that month will come in this life time!!!)
And the list goes on :) ... will add more with time....

Toddler Of Yore

So here i come, a learner in writing who has always been a learner... always toddling in writing even few lines!! But then i couldnt suppress anymore my desire to write, so created this blog.
Even when i am a toddler in writing, i am clever enough to take all the precautions.. thats why i chose to make it an anonymous blog choosing the url that a normal person cant think of hitting!!! Ofcourse for abnormals.. i dont care :)..
I am not sure when the time would come when i would be able to garnish my writing that even normals can bear.
I feel sorry for HER, that living with me she will have to bear this one more added obnoxiousness of mine.. coz she is the only one who is allowed and forced to read all the posts from now on....(coz no one else would like to :P)
To HER ---> Good Luck!!!